Friday, March 17, 2017

    Dear Technical Support I need help to Downgrade

    A young woman who is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She was simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?
    She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response.
    I welcome you to read these emails. This correspondence changed her life, and can possibly change yours.

    Dear Tech Support,
    ’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate

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    *REPLY:*
    Dear Desperate,
    "First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
    Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
    In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
    Good Luck!’

    I hope you enjoyed that joke very much like I did. Now Someone else thought creatively to redesign the joke as if it were a man who wrote it. Here It Goes:
    Dear Tech Support team:
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
    I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all
    other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
    Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
    and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I
    can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
    favorite applications.
    I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’
    doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
    *Please help! *
    Thanks,
    “A Troubled User”

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    *REPLY:*

    Dear Troubled User:
    This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people
    upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
    Utilities and Entertainment program.
    *Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
    EVERYTHING!!!*
    It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
    *It is impossible to uninstall*, or purge the program files from the system
    once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is
    designed not to allow this. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on
    improving the environment.
    I suggest installing the background application *”Yes Dear”* to alleviate
    software augmentation.
    The best course of action is to enter the command *C:\APOLOGIZE* because
    ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
    the system will return to normal anyway.
    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
    Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5,weep 3.0,
    Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2.
    However, be very careful how you use these programs.
    Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
    Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
    purchase additional software..
    I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
    *STATUTORY WARNING :*
    DO NOT, under any circumstances, install GoodLookingSecretary 3.3.
    This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
    damage to the operating system.
    Best of luck,
    Tech Support
     There you are.

    Jackson Siro

    About Jackson Siro

    am a father of 2 lovely kids namely Tujuane.net and the vSongBook Android App(http://bit.ly/vsongbook). This is what I have to say... Watch this Space, beware of falling rocks...

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